Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Headache

An ache of the head variety.

John: I have a really bad headache. Eyes are hurtin aswell. Mark: (aside) I knew i forgot to cook that chicken yesterday.

by Fuckenhowzer June 27, 2007

Sir-Fingus

The growth in between a fat mans balls and his bum hole.

1- Terry: Oh man, that's fuckin sick! Nathaniel: What? Joseph: Shit Nat, your sir-fingus is hanging out. Nathaniel (embarassed): You guys man... 2- Bob walks out of his front door naked. Next door neighbour: "Hey Bob, ur sir-fingus is flopping around." Bob: "yeh, cheers mate"

by Fuckenhowzer May 17, 2007

fucken hoo-haa

Affects males only. The act of damaging near-at-hand objects in times of extreme anger or frustration, usin only the balls and their resident sack, which are swung in a bull-dozer type motion. Also known as scrotum inviciblus inus your face-us.

1- Tom: Phil's gettin angry... and he's home alone. Desmond: Dude, i hope he dont fucken hoo-haa the tv agen. Tom: The tv? Wot about the dog? 2- Fred: Hey Murph, wot happened to ur face? Murphy: Was asleep last nite and Gary stumbled in fucking drunk and fucken hoo-haa'd me. Fred: Then wot? Murphy: No question about it, i went fucken hoo-haa.

by Fuckenhowzer May 17, 2007