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TikTok Disease

A Medical Condition when a human has spent an entire week using TikTok Daily.
Cure: Reality Check

Sorry, Buddy, You have TikTok Disease, we will need to do an intense reality check on you next week.

by Fuckingswett dude November 12, 2019

Dick Massage

Masturbation, yep masturbation!

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!

by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020

Sex

The wonders of life

The biggest wonder of life is sex

by Fuckingswett dude October 08, 2019

Ninja

the thing you say when you have ligma.

Johnny, you're diagnosed with Ninja

by Fuckingswett dude May 14, 2019

Jeff

Jeff

Jeff

by Fuckingswett dude May 23, 2019

pu tuhs

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by Fuckingswett dude May 22, 2019