Country Dictionary

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your whalecum

A way of saying thank you for something really good or arousing with a twist on words meaning fuck later.

Jim: fancy coming round my house today? Sarah: yes please Jim: ok then Sarah: thank you Jim: your whalecum

by Funkypigeon.com February 12, 2016

foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.

*just had sex* Male: I'm starving Female: foreskin lasagna? Male: ok then..... *female bites off foreskin* Male: owwwww!!!!!! Female: it will be worth it *puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds* Female: de-lish Male: IKR!!!!!

by Funkypigeon.com February 12, 2016

foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.

*just had sex* Male: I'm starving Female: foreskin lasagna? Male: ok then..... *female bites off foreskin* Male: owwwww!!!!!! Female: it will be worth it *puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds* Female: de-lish Male: IKR!!!!!

by Funkypigeon.com February 12, 2016

You're whalecum

Usually said after someone has thanked you for a very satisfying or sexually arousing gift.

Boy: look at this bracelet I got you Girl: thank you I love it! Boy: you're whalecum

by Funkypigeon.com March 12, 2016