Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fuck

The act of sticking your penis inside something. Preferably an anus or vagina

I will fuck your ass

by Funnyclock301956 May 09, 2021

Spinel

A very durable stone that, obvious by the name, can withstand extreme g-force (spinning) without being damaged or fractured

“This poor jack model sizzler ride uses spinel rods to ensure maximum safety while passengers on on board”

by Funnyclock301956 January 05, 2020

Pee Dilly

What a penis is called when being implanted on a person without a penis

Hi, im james, we are at riley’s hospital for children, today i will be getting a phalidiloplasty, otherwise known as a pee dilly implant

by Funnyclock301956 June 09, 2019

Exosomorgasmia

A rare-to-impossible situation where some of the energy from an orgasm that happens to be quite stimulating is picked up by the soul causing it to leave the body, creating an out of body experience. However, no one who has had this experience has reported a light or a life review, considering it isn't death, can be lethal if the soul doesn't go back into the body for a long enough time.

Exosomorgasmia is definitely probably real

by Funnyclock301956 February 27, 2021

Nihilist

The worst fucking ideology possible. They think we are here just to reproduce. They think happiness means nothing and that it would be fine if we all just killed ourselves. The realization of a nihilist being conscious after their death is known as "I'm a retard"

Theres only 1 n word, and it's nihilist.

by Funnyclock301956 March 27, 2021

Kana

A town in Pakistan that believed that a nearby civilization known as the Kois brought a disease to them, so they constructed a McDonalds location that later aired a commercial stating, “Kana is sick so McDonalds here at Kana, nanananananananana!”, this and later commercials contained the phrase “Kois Suck”

Hey friends! Mcdonalds here at Kana! Happy meal time and Kois suck kneaheigh

by Funnyclock301956 December 22, 2019

Sis job

The female equivalent of a bro job. It's still heterosexual unlike two female partners eating each other out

Bruh I so wanted Anne and Sasha (from amphibia) to trade sis job(s) after their performance in Battle of the Bands

by Funnyclock301956 May 14, 2021