Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jeepers creepers

An old person word meaning, holy fuck! Or holy shit balls!

Old granny see’s a spider: Jeepers creepers that thing is huge!

by Funnygirlincanada March 30, 2019

Twerking

The motion of a woman, preferably a hot Latino chick, jiggling her ass cheeks up and down, hoping to make the hot boys pepe to go up, and hopefully smash later.

Guy: holy shit look at Vanessa twerking over there! I’m definately gunna smash her brains out tonight

by Funnygirlincanada April 12, 2019

Sexy pants

Pants that make your ass cheeks look fly

Guy: Ouugh thicky Nicky those sexy pants are making you thiqqq

by Funnygirlincanada April 01, 2019

Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

snoring time

Going to bed /sleep. A term used mainly by old people.

it's 12 o'clock!! It's snoring time!

by Funnygirlincanada July 10, 2018

Step sis

A term used to say meaning, "I want to have a threesome with you and my dog".

Haiden: HAAAAY step sis

by Funnygirlincanada October 17, 2019

Gay

2 definitions: • being a dumbass and a party shitter. • a guy smashing another guy.

1. Bitch just chug the beer! *doesn’t chug it* Ur so gay 2. *Two moms chatting about the latest tea* Wow, you know your son is gay right? I watched him bang the shit out of my son

by Funnygirlincanada February 23, 2019