Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.

Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.

by Funtimeisover April 15, 2019

FOSMO

Friend On Social Media Only

My fosmo said the earth is flat. Thinking about ditching her.

by Funtimeisover June 14, 2020

Communist Compliance Crew

Fact-checkers” of social media. Users may not have other opinions besides the ones approved by Big Tech, the biggest arm of the Democratic-Communist Party.

Them: The #communistcompliancecrew is not allowing me post my meme about God.

Me: Yep, that’s the Communist Compliance Crew for ya.

by Funtimeisover January 08, 2021

Finkle

Verb meaning to blow your big chance . From the movie "Ace Ventura"

I was walking up to receive my prize when I tripped in front of the whole room. I totally Finkled it!"

by Funtimeisover October 21, 2017