A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.
Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!
When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.
While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.
An abstract mass coming out of said persons rectum/anus.
Rhett’s finkle is growing bigger by the day.
to tinker or fidget with in pursuit of a solution, serving as a means to an end.
Melanie saw a faulty trash can, but a quick finkle was all that was necessary to put together a new and improved, super useful (and recycled!) trash can.
Christopher finkled with the equation until he was satisfied with its solution.
wrinkles you get your fingers after you have been in the bath for to long.
"oh man! i have finkles again!
Getting a handjob through your pants.
Kyle got a finkle because his chick was afraid of pubic hair.