Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Coca Cola

(N.) 1.Christina Aguilera Beverage. 2.Salty soda drink with cocaine in it.

No wonder so many of my friends drink Coca Cola! It all makes sense, now!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Big Momma

(N.) a lady that is considerably taller than you.

Tyra Banks, Mariah Carey, and Kimora Lee are not big enough to be a Big Momma.

by G-Union June 09, 2003

Howard The Duck 2

The long-awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the 1986 Smash Hit, record setting Box Office blowout, Lea Thompson career setting movie, Howard The Duck. It's set for release,.... Tomorrow from the day you're reading this! Just Remember, "In The Beginning, There was (*BOOM!*) Howard The Duck!"

Howard the Duck.....Yeah.....That movie sucked ass.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Psycho Pussy

See Psycho Bitch. A dyke who's part British Skank, part Southern US Hillbilly who likes to suck her cuzzin's dick for Manchester Squirrel Meat, despite being an Overweight, Acne-faced, Teenage Lesbian.

"Spot o' Tea gov'na? I wanna suck you're dick after I finish humpin me cuzzin', Lord Autobottom the Third. Charmin' I do say so meself. Right Pa and Mum? Liverpool Rules!" (Editor's Note: Liverpool. Uh, I think that's some town/team for Soccer, or 'European Football.' Anyway, Psycho Dyke sucks ass.)

by G-Union March 24, 2004

Bruce Almighty

(N.) A movie starring Jim Carrey as a man who gets fed up with God, so God gives him his abilities for a week while he goes on vacation to show Bruce how difficult it is to run the world and please everyone.

Bruce Almighty was an underhyped movie, but far better than many of the other Summer Movies.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Pink Belt

See Ja Rule, Jeffrey Atkins

Yo, I ain't gotta spit nothin' at these kwaounds! I'ma 12-Degree Pink Belt! Holla!

by G-Union May 06, 2003

phuck

A profanity loophole for saying the curse word, (*Beep*)!

"Shut the hell up, you big Mother Phucker!"

by G-Union November 06, 2003