A fork of Rural Dictionary
It ain't over until the fat lady sings.
Sing, Star Jones, sing!
(N.) Some Dirty Ass Bitch who likes Ja Rule. Smells like horse feces and literally doesn't know how the meaning of Soap. Has never washed up in her life. Also, Murder Inc's #1 (and only) Fan.
That Skank Bitch Janey is so damn stank, I can smell her through the Internet.
(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."
See Manscape See Metrosexual See Fag See Johnnay
(N.) A phrase Hip-Pop Muppet Ja Rule says a lot when he's on his period. (kinda lke Jon Bon Jovi!) He usually says it as a secret phrase to Ashanti, signaling her to go out and by some Tampax for them again.
Ja Rule uses Beer Tampons when he's on his period. Women, you should know better. Use Tampax! That way you won' get no "Blood in my Eye".
(N.) When Jeffrey "Too Sweet" Atkins tries to imitate the late, great Tupac Shakur. Also See Ja "faggot to the tenth power" Rule.
You Mockavelli! Get Yo' Own Idea- Some dude off of D12 in the anti-Ja Rule song, 'Do-Re-Mi.'
(N.) a would-be okay town, if not responsible for Jerry Springer, Oprah's book club, Perfect Strangers, and God-awful movies from broadway with it's name as the title. (Oh yeah, and that too, broadway.)
I'm from the big, windy city. shi-town, illinois. I'm the reason why musicals are back. Horray for me!