Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Adventures Of The Cheetah

A Cool, Hot comic book series, that's becoming a TV show next Fall! It's kinda Dragonball Z meets The Simpsons, mixed in with animals.

Coming to KidsWB ( kids wb!? why? ) This Fall, Adventures Of The Cheetah! Man, that's gonna be so hot!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

FOX

(N.) A network that only has that stupid Malcolm in the Middle show, 70's Show and a bunch of cartoons. (with all of the good ones besides The Simpsons, like Family Guy and the PJ's gone.)Also responsible for the awful Reality craze that's been stinking up the airwaves since Survivor in 2000 became a hit. With shows like Magicians Secrets Revealed, Scariest Police Chases, and Pervert Hidden Camera shows, it's clear that Fox has no definition for Morality, not that anyone really cares.

This Fall, Fox assures you that they'll bring more episodes of Keen Eddie, American Idol and Bonzai! onto the network. Yup, more episodes of that stuff...yup...

by G-Union July 15, 2003

Christmas

(N.) The birthday of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. Also the day when you get presents under the christmas tree. Everyone in the world celebrates Christmas, except Jews, Protestants, and me, cause I'm too poor for Christmas.

"Go, Shortie. It's ya Birfdae..."

by G-Union December 19, 2003

The Euphemism Generator

(N.) Hours of clean, curse-wordless fun! Made by old, cronie comic, George Carlin.

This weekend, I spent my time Waxing the Poetic Gecko.

by G-Union October 21, 2003

bonecrusher

(N.) A fat ass, (Irv Gotti type of Fat) rapper who only got a deal through Nepotism, Favortism, or some other BS type of way. (the Jeffrey At-Kinns effect) All he does is screams like a madman, while stepping on buildings and all other types of s**t. His first breakthrough (and probably only hit) song is Ain't Never Scared.

Let's hope Bonecrusher, Baby, and all of the rest of the Southern Trash Rappers go away quickly, shall we? Oh and dumbass, "The South" consists of Lousiana, Florida, Georgia, Virginia, and the Carolinas, not Texas and California, stupid, even if they are southern United States.

by G-Union July 25, 2003

corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha! (psyche.)

by G-Union December 12, 2003

Beyonzilla

(N.) A term that means "Female Control Freak." It can also be a selfish woman.

"Your girlfriend always hogs the Cable TV. She is such a Beyonzilla."

by G-Union February 24, 2004