A fork of Rural Dictionary
The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today? Robert: Nah, man. What you think that? Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again? Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff* Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today? Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that? Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again? Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff* Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night? Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week. Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!
when a woman starts her period
Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night? Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week. Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!
Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.
Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton! Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet?? Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in* Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?