Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hotwings

act of giving oral sex to a female while she is on her period

Andrew: How was your date with Carmen? Montel: Awesome! I had hotwings! Andrew: Gross dude!!

by G. Wells April 24, 2006

bloodstache

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today? Robert: Nah, man. What you think that? Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again? Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff* Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

by G. Wells October 18, 2006

bloodstache

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today? Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that? Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again? Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff* Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

by G. Wells October 19, 2006

fall off the roof

to start one's period

Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night? Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week. Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!

by G. Wells March 01, 2006

fall off the roof

when a woman starts her period

Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night? Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week. Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!

by G. Wells March 06, 2006

open the garage

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton! Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet?? Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in* Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

by G. Wells October 19, 2006