A fork of Rural Dictionary
The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today? Robert: Nah, man. What you think that? Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again? Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff* Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today? Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that? Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again? Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff* Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
A mustache of blood that comes from cutting your face in a horizontal line just above your mouth while shaving.
Oh dude, you were supposed to shave your mustache for the wedding.. not grow a bloodstache damn, that's a fine bloodstache.