A fork of Rural Dictionary
A professor who only teaches through lecture and sermons, a preacher teacher.
Prof. Pierce Ovshit: "And I am curious to know what you think, but first I should mention that back in the 14th century there was..." Stew Dent: "A man who couldn't shut up to save his life. Fucking preachfessor."
N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.
"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."
The act of feeding an infant Jewish child, much like breast-feeding. Small amounts of coins or occasionally very small bills at later stages are used.
Arieh: And how long should my wife purse-feed my son Asher? Asa: For about six months, weening him off by substituting kosher foods into his diet. Arieh: Ah, thank you. He won't be hungry after that.
Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.
Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?" Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."
To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.
Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her! Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.
When a woman expunges the bodily fluids from intercourse from her four main crevices (mouth, belly-buttons, vagina, and anus) at once by blowing, tensing the lower pelvic muscles, and bending over forward all at once.
Wei Tiyu: Alright, fire the Four Fountain Salute! Hi Sishi Bichseh: Ahhh! Wei Tiyu: Arg, you didn't have to get it all over the ceiling too!
N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets. Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book. Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.