Country Dictionary

Bubblemilk

A mixture of equal parts cow's milk and room temperature seltzer/club soda/sparkling water it is a drink best enjoyed socially and in the evening.

"I would like a glass of the house bubblemilk please to compliment my steak."

Frank

To cum oneself typically after some mild grinding from a partner. Incredibly embarrassing for anyone involved.

"How’d last night with Hailey go?”
“Bad dude, I totally franked, I had to change my shorts”