Country Dictionary

ButtFace

Verb. The act of starting a video conference unintentionally, particularly with one’s butt. Portmanteau of FaceTime and Butt-Dial.

Husband: “There’s a missed FaceTime from my mom at 1:52 a.m.”

Wife: “Maybe it was a ButtFace?”

Barf

Noun. Pure unadulterated affection for a person, thing, event, or idea.

See also Barfy, mega barfs, totes barfiest

Person 1: Did you see the gift Carmyn's S.O. got her? That dude is pure barf.

Person 2: No, it is their love for each other that is so barfy.

Person 1: totes barfiest.