A fork of Rural Dictionary
the inability to see something right in front of you
-where the hell is the peanut butter? -right in front of you -FUCK front shelf disease
A Georgia redneck who wants to keep the confederate battle emblem on the state flag.
"Today the flaggets marched on capitol hill to demand the return of their heritage even though the flag with the battle emblem was introduced in 1956 so could not be a part of their true heritage, but only a part of their racist heritage."
verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'
damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,
Cunt/vagina/axe wound/spaz hole/beef curtains/box/saddle bags/
p.kelly special is when you have a bath with ure best friend geoff and lick each others belly buttons clean
"geoff its p kelly special time!"