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time

From a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff.

The TARDIS travels through time and relative dimension in space.

by The Doctor Who October 30, 2011

time

The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back. Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.

"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

by udusers1 October 09, 2012

time

An invention by man to track reality's decay.

Only time can tell the destruction of humanity.

by Prince Luc June 04, 2003

time

An abstract concept used by carbon-based lifeforms to measure their own rate of decay.

Why do I need an example? It explains itself!

by Thundercleese April 07, 2005

time

n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence 2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.

1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it 2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

time

The thing that no one ever seems to have enough of. An undefinable word

Derek: Man, I need more time to finish the song! Joseph: Dude you need better time managment. Its the one thing you need to value in life.

by wifighter October 21, 2011

time

A song released by Pink Floyd on their 1973 album Dark Side of the Moon.

I was listening to that song Time and got really relaxed.

by Mattyper December 04, 2005