Country Dictionary

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massive brown trout

The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.

The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery

The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.

The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.

Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.

by GIL18 March 18, 2018

ball boil

When the shower isn't working and you have to dip your balls in warm water to wash them!

Hey man, I call dibs on the first ball boil in the morning!!

No man, the early ball catches the first boil

Did you have a ball boil this morning, there's an awful stink out of this cup!

by GIL18 February 07, 2018