A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most overrated lift ever, particulary in the school scene. no one cares about anything but the bench press. to further pussify the lifting scene, teens wear specialized equipment called 'bench shirts' to further their lifts with false strength.
some skinny retarded jock> -puts on bench shirt, bench presses 200, takes off bench shirt, can only bench 150- GUYS I CAN BENCH 200 AND IM ONLY 15 LOL
One of the very few true metal bands out there. Even better ; they're very talented. CDs like Days of Purgatory and The Glorious Burden (Anyone who claims to be a fan of true metal should proudly own The Glorious Burden, downloaded or bought.) prove that. It isn't nu metal, and it definitely isn't that 'hardcore' bullshit.
Iced Earth is one of those rare bands that show you that true metal is still alive and here to stay, even in today's age where shitacular music reigns supreme.
The guy who goes on Urban Dictionary, finds his favorite band, and instantly adds a definition citing something ridiculous like "the best band ever in the history of music" even though anyone with an ounce of taste in music knows that particular band sucks ass.
Teenagers are the most likely to be musically challenged, with older age groups following close by.
Easily the most annoying of enemies in Doom 2. Has relatively higher HP than most of the lower enemies, but thankfully not enough to compete with enemies like the Baron. It's attack consists of shooting a shitload of flaming skulls at you until it's dead. Usually comes with other monsters. Also floats like the Cacodemon.
That pain elemental is a pain in the ass.
One of the coolest actors ever. A ninja and not afraid to show it.
Me> damn, steven seagal is the fucking man
Retard> that guy is a shitty actor and his movies su-
Steven Seagal> -appears out of nowhere and swiftfully executes a flawless move, paralyzing the un-wise one from the back down-
Me> thanks, steven
Steven Seagal> no problemo -dissapears-
One of the few true stealth games on the market. Popular, but still underrated really. Brought us something new for a change (Spy vs Merc multiplayer) and really fun co-op (Chaos Theory).
Casual gamers love to dispute over Splinter Cell and MGS. One popular argument being "he has 3 green lights on his head how can the dumb guards not see him?!". It is widely known that that is Sam's trademark, the guards don't actually see it. A better comparison might be Splinter Cell and Thief.
One of the worst magazines I've seen yet. Laughable content includes "Top 100 Guitarists ever" or, even worst, "Top 100 bands ever". Rather than base it on skill/performance/ect, Rolling Stone thought it would be much better to simply list every popular band from the 70s and earlier.
Rolling Stone editor> top 100 bands ever... ok ummm... the beatles... umm... the beatles... uhhhh... oh, and like, that band that did the song "stairway to heaven" or something. guys I don't know any other bands
Rolling Stone editor 2> dude, just put the beatles down