Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

tweedledump

The distinctive sound of waste excretion originating from a tribe of giant pear-like beings. Phrases such as, "God I love downloading" are quite frequent in tweedledumping grounds. Tweedledumps are normally very painful to the fat waste of flesh and commonly go by the name Ben Holder or Mikael Lucas.

Ben Holder likes to pretend that Mikael Lucas is the last Tweedledumper, the excitement causes arousal and soon the two are joined in the bliss of a thousand tweedledumps.

See Also: Ben Holder is a fat fuck, Ben Holder is an inbred loser, Ben Holder is going to lose his fat fucking limbs to diabetes and blame it on genetics and not his fatass diet, fat.

by GW June 10, 2004

TCOEO

Take care of each other

My girl knows when its just us we're on that tcoeo time.

by Gw December 18, 2012

spinking cap

a hat worn when spinking.
must be a trucker hat, electric pink foam, and have a picture of a truck on it with the caption "trucking a'int for sissies"

i need my spinking cap

by gw January 25, 2005

Piker

a complete fool, lacking any awareness or motivation.

I just had an appointment with another lawyer. He didn't know half as much as he thought he did. What a Piker.....

by gw July 23, 2003

Floppy in the wrist

/adj./ (1)-A term used to describe a flamboyant male, possibly homosexual.
(Not necessarily a derogatory term)

I just saw Bruce skipping into Starbucks, I think he may be a little floppy in the wrist.

by GW March 08, 2004

Donking

A state of sudden fatigue shortly after eating a heavy meal when driving long distance. Like “the itis” but only when driving. Taken from “bonking” in endurance sports.

Girl I’m donking hard after we stopped for KFC, I don’t think I can make it 2 more exits.

by Gw November 27, 2020

floppy wrist

/adj./ (1)-A term used to describe a flamboyant male, possibly homosexual. (Not necessarily a derogatory term).

See also: Floppy in the wrist

I saw Bruce skipping down the street, I think he's got a floppy wrist.

by GW March 08, 2004