Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

government

Something we need but don't want and that doesn't work due to the stupidity of humans.

The governmant will one day fall and we will all kill each other.

by Gabriel March 22, 2005

whazzup

Short for "What's up". Used in chat rooms, messengers, etc

ChatMan: Hello. ChatPunk: Whazzup, man.

by Gabriel February 18, 2005

Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..." "There?" "No, to the left..." "Here?" "No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!" "Oh, this, right here? The knub?" "That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here." "Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

by Gabriel March 15, 2005

hacktivist

Hacktivist is somebody who engages in hacktivism, which is the fusion of hacking and activism; a merger in which technically proficient hackers engage in electronic direct action in order to bring pressure on institutions engaged in unethical or criminal actions, particularly in relation to the Internet and computer technology. (From www.thehacktivist.com)

A well-known hacktivist all her life, Alison is now working for the Internet Security division of Microsoft.

by Gabriel September 30, 2003

Invincible

Invincible is the state of being immune to taking any form of damage, you no longer feel pain from anything. Even if the painless state only lasts for a few moments, they would be rather intense and most likely void of all emotion.

"It's pointless to continue fighting, he's invincible to your every attack."

by Gabriel March 29, 2005

bagpipe

To make a funny noise by blowing air on a baby's butt.

The baby-sitter bagpiped Tanya while changing her diaper.

by Gabriel June 05, 2003

xfire

Short for "crossfire", used on many Shoot Em All, Shooter Games, and Online Shooter Games. Like Counter-Strike.

CounterT1: Watch for the xfire!!! CounterT2: I can hear and see, man!!

by Gabriel February 18, 2005