Country Dictionary

KOFFING

The most unexpecting thing to yell out in a group conversation

guy1: so how you guys doing? guy2: good, but anyways how about that Sally bitch eh? guy3: shes a bitch, i totally wanna-- guy4: KOFFING!

Elephant Man

The name given to John Merrick

hey look, its the John Merric, The Elephant Man!

Vanilla Rape

When a being raped/beat up by a gang of white people

Oh snap! That fool is getting vanilla raped!

Rostophonanononon

the process a former drug user must undergo to recieve the training to become a clergy member.

(can't be used in a sentence)