Country Dictionary

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Hoe

A tool in Minecraft used to plough dirt for farming. Comes in wood, stone, iron, gold and diamond varieties. Can also mean a slut.

Dude 1: Yo, my wheat seeds aren't working.
Minecraft Wiki: A hoe is used to plough dirt, in which seeds can be planted.

by GandalfBaggins March 08, 2019

Horny

Of or pertaining to a horn.

Mister 1: Look at me, I am so incredibly horny.
Mister 2: Have you banged anyone yet.
Mister 1: No, i wear horn armour and am calling my battle horn

Mister 2: !?!?!?!?!?!?!

by GandalfBaggins March 27, 2019

Lorange

The act of inserting an orange into one's anus. Also rhymes with orange.

Dude: I got the lorange yesterday.

by GandalfBaggins February 27, 2019