Country Dictionary

Holy shit, how fucking bored are you?

First I was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, then qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, eventually I went so far down the rabbit hole as to type "adgjlsfhkqetuowryipzcbmxvn".

Supercalifragillanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is the bastardization that happens when Mary Poppins lives in Wales.

My new home, it's a-Supercalifragillanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Garlic_ is a youtuber who promotes themselves via urbandictionary.com

Hey look, Garlic_ is here.

A self promoting speedrunner

Garlic_ got a new WR in Seterra.

It is an onion. That is all.

Why are you eating Shitty Garlic?

Failing to say M'lady after tipping your fedora because you have a stutter.

*tips Fedora* M'l-lady

Removing very special pearls and (maybe) a special stick from a man.

"He managed to castrate me, even though the knife was blunt."