A fork of Rural Dictionary
A light slap or hand patting someones bottom as a sign of affection.
He playfully and affectionately gave his girlfriend a love pat as they walked down the street.
Giving someone a titty twister so hard it bruises and turns purple.Pinching a nipple and twisting till it bruises.
If you don't behave I am going to give you a purple yurple.
A brilliant song by British band Half Man Half Biscuit.
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.