Country Dictionary

Farm tool

An insult used by elder scrolls fans to refer to argonians and Khajiit. A reference to the fact they're used as slaves by dunmer

I won't read the lusty argonian Maid, I'm not into farm tools

Seaman

A wretched creature from the game of the same name. The game takes place in an alternate universe where God has died and these horrid abominations have feasted on His flesh

I used to be an athiest, but then I saw Seaman and needed a God to ask why