Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ghost

IRL: A specter, scary mofo

In call of duty: Lieutenant Simon Riley, prefers to be called Ghost, has a deep voice

Alejandro: Laswell says they call you Ghost
Soap: Actually he...
Ghost: That'll do!

by GazzeteBoke November 15, 2022

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

Number 9

This is a meal that Big Smoke ordered in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It is a fillet burger served in Cluckin' Bell restaurant.

Big Smoke: "I'll have 2 number 9s, anumber 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, anumber 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

by GazzeteBoke June 06, 2019

Number 9

The number 9 is the fillet burger served in Clukin' Bell fast food restaurant in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Big Smoke: I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by GazzeteBoke May 30, 2019

NoodleTools

The absolute defiition of garbage, trash, defective, counterfieted junk, piece of sh*t, whatever you can come up with if you have a well vocabulary resevoir of bad words.

Completely trash if you wanna do academic work, use google scholar instead.

Hepsoj: Yo bro did Mr. Reppoh just tell us to use NoodleTools again? Fuck this tool bro...
Jospeh: Certainly, NoodleTools is garbage!

by GazzeteBoke December 04, 2023

Eaaaaaaaaa

dont mistake for EA, as in electronic arts, the developer of classic sports games, this is a very orgastic sound made by my classmate when he fakes cumming in class to get attention.

Me: ayo dude hows ur econ scores
Him: Eaaaaaaaaa

by GazzeteBoke April 12, 2024

OOOHHH

OOOHHH means a loud shouting sound. The original sound comes from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, when the character Big Smoke said "CJ? OOOHHH, my dawg!"

Big Smoke: You picked the wrong house fool!
CJ: Ay, aaaaaay, big smoke! It's me Carl! Chill chill!
Big Smoke: CJ? OOOHHH, My Dawg! Whassup?!

by GazzeteBoke June 06, 2019