Country Dictionary

sexcapade

When you go on an adventure in which you have sex with a shitload of people in a very short time.

Origin: 'Sex' and 'escapade' together.

Me: You know that bitch that got fucked up the ass by a black guy in a movie theater in eighth grade?

Jimmy fuckup: Yeah, why?

Me: She's goin' on buttsexcapades all the time now.

hoag

a man's beast; his organ; one's phallus

Origin: A shortened form of the word "hoagie" (which Philadelphians use to mean a "sub" type of sandwich, like the kind they serve at Subway)

DAMN! Bitch want on yo hoag!

honkatonk

A honky who is especially honky-like.

You see da prez on da TV las night?

Yeah, why?

Boy's a honkatonk! Wouldn't know da dark man if we slapt him in da face!

faggette

A synonym for lesbian, combining the word faggot with the feminine suffix -ette.

She doesn't want on your hoag! She's a faggette!