A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crankles: unusually skinny, bony ankles, which in comination with other observable traits, may indicate habitual use of methampetamine, also known as crank. A "crank skank", for example, would likely have crankles. Derived from the term "cankles" - its opposite.
"Check out the crankles on that ho!; bet she'll fuck me for this fuckin' phat rail!"
Any person who has grey hair; Any person who spends 5 minutes stepping off a curb; Any person who can't, for crime's sake, drive faster than 25 miles per hour anywhere.
Holy Shiite! I almost ran into that dang duffer. He can't even see over the steering wheel, let alone the speedometer! Take the bus! Crime!!
brodies are spinning doughnuts over n' over in a designated area that is just right for front wheel drive.
My honda came equipped with just one horsepower, but it spins brodies right nice.