Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bullpegging

Synonymous to Bull-peking or bull pecan. A term often used when somebody is woke af and very well versed in gender norms or other things that are woke af.

Gadzuke looked so bullpegging woke when he accosted that perimeter. The hummusboi Pustefix was bullpegging guys for a thorough FirstWipe with his homies. Musely prepped his bulbous before telling the guys that he felt bullpegging woke AF. The homeboy LickStick was straight up guys for showing the boys his fresh ass brazilian at the Gala.

by GerthPaul December 16, 2022

Ranktocks

Awful smelling buttocks; Extra stinky buttocks (noun)

“He had such bad ranktocks- it smelt like a wilted squid crawled up his anus and died!” “Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”

by GerthPaul December 21, 2018

dicktocks

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.

Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls. Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.

by GerthPaul December 06, 2020

Guys or Not Guys

A popular game in the Midwest, East Coast and California Bay Area. The first player says something, and the other players respond to whether it is "Guys" or "Not Guys."

Guys or Not Guys is not only a great American past time, but it is fun for all ages. ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks. "Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.

by GerthPaul December 16, 2022

meef suck

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.

My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning. I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!

by GerthPaul September 28, 2020

buttocks oobleck

SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN. syn., The stinky yellowish greenish brownish reddish phlegm that coats an unwashed anus. Respected in certain regions.

Olivius had the stinkiest fecking buttocks oobleck that the guys could smell him from three Burroughs over. He wasn’t respected amongst the plus sized males until he had copious amount of buttocks oobleck.

by GerthPaul November 08, 2020

dicktime

An exclamation of excitement or suprise.

When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!” When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.

by GerthPaul January 08, 2020