A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short for the German word Kliesterspritzen, meaning enema or pressurized enema. Used for sexual pleasure by scat players.
This can be used as a noun or a verb.
Hey baby, give me a kliester?
That bitch loves kliester
Boonie hat, boonie brim or Boonie is current authorized head gear for military personel. It is a full brimmed hat, and provides limited protection from the sun and rain to the head and neck.
These hats were origionally made popular during the Vietnam Conflict worn by Special Ops soldiers and LRRP personel. The Boonie hat replaces the standard Army issue "soft-cap" and the Marine Corps "cover". Sometimes called a "flop-hat"
Are you gonna wear your Boonie Hat on this creep?
A patch often found on the colors of a 1%er meaning they have "Taken Care" of club business. Usually attributed to killing for the club.
"I Took Care of Business"
See that scooter-bum with the ITCB patch? Don't fuck with him or he'll kill you.
Don't ever rat-fuck the colors of anybody wearing an ITCOB / ITCB patch, it means they killed a motherfucker.
A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.
The county government is a perfect example of a kleptocracy
The affectionate nickname given to the 1911 pistol, owing to the slab-type grip panels.
That fucking banger keeps it up, he's gonna get a lecture form old slabsides.
The absolute closest you can get to the fround without cutting the buttons off of your uniform. The place to be during a mortar attack, haji drive-by, grenade attack, or ambush.
A generally harmless but annoying person who has logged thousands of hours playing "Navy Seals" on a gaming system and mistakenly thinks that this makes them an expert in real world combat. Usually never off of their game long enough to have been in a real fight, but the first to offer their "expert opinion" an weapons and tactics.
They are easy to identify, as they often use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or ".45 Magnum" and love to talk fire-power although they have never used anything other than the virtual firepower on their game. They love to espouse superiority of weapons, yet lack a "gunner callus".
They are usually pale from lack of exposure to sunlight, and smell of Mountain Dew and burnt rope.
Did you hear that guy talking about carrying a Desert Eagle into a firefight? He's just a playstation commando.