Country Dictionary

omhican

An omhican is a backwards mohican haircut; you shave the middle off(which on a mohican is traditionally the only hair left) but leave the rest.

"I need a hair cut...do you think I'd look good with a mohican?" "No...how about an omhican?" "What's that?"

guantanamo

To interrogate someone for no apparent or logical reason.

"Where you goin, Phil?" "To my friend's house." "What friend?" "Paul" "Paul who?" etc.... "FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVID - STOP WITH THE FUCKING GUANTANAMO!"

brunny

Brunny is 24 and still hasn't hit puberty. He likes eating honey, like a bear, and speaks like he has a blocked nose. Prone to throwing hissy fits and storming out of English lessons crying saying "I have got the point, though!"

Someone who throws a fit for no reason is "pulling a brunny"

Whig

An American who, during the American Revolution, supported the British. Name derives from the British political party (Whig Party) who are now the centre/centre-left Liberal Democrats

"Hank, Billy supports the British" "You know, Chad, that Billy is a Whig.

floating voter

Slang for a gay person.

Dad, I've got something to tell you..." Ten minutes later "No son of mine is a dirty floating voter.