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EMO POSERS 1337

A bunch of posers who go homosexual because it's cool = Or they like love OMFG rainbows and enjoy cuting themself because they love OMFGS PAIN BECAUSE IT FEELS SOOO FREAKIN GOOD 1337

EMO POSERS 1337 ARE TOLD---->

by Gicester September 01, 2008

STARFISH LAND

A song about a man who wants a lady to let him into her ASSHOLE.

The a train never stops And i am headed for your hole I'd be so lucky if i Could cream in your asshole There's so much shit that we Could make each other do I'd rather fuck your asshole If that's o.k. with you Here comes the honey When i am through But i am not done cause Your asshole is so new Open up wide, here comes the train If your head was between your legs Id love to screw your brain Let me lick your asshole Let me lick it clean I'll take you all to starfish land Let me lick your asshole Let me lick it clean I'll suck out all the peanuts I'll suck out all the beans I'll tongue fuck your rectum I'll drive up your dirt road I'll felch out my own semen And spit it down your throat I love bunnies I love pink I love my moms underpants Especially when they stink I love rainbows I love balloons I cried at forest gump And disney cartoons Boba fett, boba fett Vader and boba fett Lubed up mustard glove Anal love Traveling butt raping show Steal a mercedes And grab the old ladies And grease up your o She said that i could touch it She said she'd let me in I warmed her up with my middle finger Some anal ease and gin My wang was in her crap trap Just about to explode Her 30 year old stepmom Came in and drank my load

by Gicester September 01, 2008