A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you make a joke and no one laughs
‘Heart disease’ “george moment”
When you act or say something like an Italian and your excuse for it being ok was that you watch The Sopranos or The Jersey Shore
Person 1 - whatta ya mean you forgot to pick up the tickets whatta you stunad
Person 2 - Stunad, what?
Perosn 1 - its ok I watch the sopranos
Person 1 - oh the old The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning
When you jerk off and explode on your keyboard resulting in sticky fingers
I was watching a little Lisa Ann action and performed sticky fingers all over the place
When your so drunk, you start drinking all the left over drinks around you.
Last Friday night I got Left over drunk and after that I don't even remember the rest of the night.
When you think your teachers coming on to you but then you realize you've just watched to many porno's
I thought Mrs White was coming on to me until i realized i was under a teacher-tease
When you write " what's good for tonight " on Facebook and everybody starts liking it but nobody comments and writes what's happening.
I wonder what's going on tonight, but I don't want to ask through Facebook cause I know I'll just get a bunch of Tonight's Like's.