A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unfortunate circumstance of involuntarily filling ones trousers with seminal fluid. Often leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.
When I fucking owned derek on a network video game, I got a severe pantload!
Failing to achieve erection before ejaculation. Often painful and leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.
The experience of wearing a G-string caused Derek to soft-blow. What a n00b....pwned!