A fork of Rural Dictionary
the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door? Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep? mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of... Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.