A fork of Rural Dictionary
What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).
The only good thing that came from MTV was Jackass
A place where they won't let kids buy Halo, but selling shotguns to every redneck who hobbles in there is perfectly moral and acceptable.
Wal-Mart Employee: Sorry son, This here rule book says I can't sell ya this here TV-game thingy, but how 'bout I show you our fine selection of shotty-guns?
Bunkake is a Japanese custom where a naked woman is strapped to the ground and five or more men masturbate on her. She must then drink every last drop of cum sprayed on her face or get whipped and burned after she is gangraped (Bunkake literally translates to SPLASH! in Japanese)
Japanese guy 1: anata no imooto wa doko desu ka Japanese guy 2: nemasu. Japanese guy 1: bunkake ji? Japanese guy 2: Hai, baka! Bunkakemashou! Translation- "where's your little sister?" "sleeping' "bunkake time?" "Yeah, dumbass, let's bunkake!"
Reading material to be held in one hand.
My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography!
An awesome game that is fun to play and easy to learn. Also the one game you won't pwn your girlfriend at.
No matter how much you want your girlfriend to share your interests, don't show her world of warcraft. In a week she'll be lvl 70 and you'll be the one telling her to get off!
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you! In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!