Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

EEL DICK

The dick of an eel.

"WHAT'S A N*GGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK?" -Sigmund Freud

by Gl0v35 February 17, 2021

Clusterfuck

Coming that’s just so messed up, it’s beyond repair.

The school system is a clusterfuck

by Gl0v35 February 05, 2022

luke

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?” “No what?” “Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

by Gl0v35 February 04, 2022

Three musketeers

Three friends that are like brothers to each other

Calder, Patrick and Dominic are the three musketeers

by Gl0v35 February 04, 2022

That one kid

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“Did you hear what that one kid did?” “No what?” “Kept making jokes in class while a student was talking about how his parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

by Gl0v35 February 04, 2022

Snangry

When you are angry at the snow.

"I'm dreading the upcoming snowstorm, I'm already snangry."

by Gl0v35 February 14, 2021

Gaytard

An abbreviation for gay retard.

"Have you seen that gaytard, Idubbbz?"

by Gl0v35 February 14, 2021