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A phrase said (usually yelled) when the 5-0 roll up in a compromising situation.

We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

a display of dicks

She was so enthralled by the dicksplay at the sex museum, she told all her girlfriends it was a must see!

Just as two can play at that game, two can drain the vein of one's backed up semen.

Buffy: "Did you hear Lance challenged that more than one Ho is needed to make him climax?"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"

When someone acts like they made a mistake, but they're actually faking it.

Girl: "Chick, did you actually just grab my man's junk?"
Chick: "No, girl... it was a mistake"
Girl: "Not sure chick, seems like you meant to do it!"
Chick: "Girl, you saying I faked it and made a misfake!?!"

When a grossly unshaven lady has a camel toe, resulting in a camel fro.

Dude A: "Yo, is dat chick's pants thick with the clit or does she have a camel fro?"
Dude B: "Awe man, likely she hasn't shaved in a while and has a fro... ya know, a camel fro!"