A fork of Rural Dictionary
Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending. Def: A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume. Remember the formula for density: D=M/V
Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.
a jelly sandwhich is a term used to define both a pointless spreading of gelatinous goo over bread or to eat out a chick while she's on her period
WTF dude, u ate my jelly sandwhich! That chick tried to lemme have a jelly sandwhich the stupid whore.
Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation
I got caught walking the dog last night.
giving a stank pussey some head oral
The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck
it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does. bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male. it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender. I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE
see that bloke over there he's got a ..... the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4. that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.