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Older version of a Urban Cougar in her age or 50 up to 70.
Oh my, that urban lion is after me. she so nasty her boobs are on there fourth breast lift.
Frontwards bottom. Many Fat old people try to hide there pot belly in their pants by pulling the pants up over the belly. Thus making a Frottom. Also know as Front butt
Guy1:Oh my look at that morbidly obese lady, what a frottom.
Guy2: that is so nasty the frottom is making a huge camel toe
is a name album by Blaqk Audio. Blaqk Audio is an AFI side project band made up of Davey Havok and Jade Puget.
The Blaqk Audio Album CexCells is awesome!!!
Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.
(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.
(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
A cop mustache. The Justice of the Stache! Any cop with a mustache is a justicestache.
Trying to look like a cop by growing a mustache is a justicestache.
Hey buddy check it out!
Oh wow, what a wonderful "justicestache"