Country Dictionary

Darcissist

- a ditsy narcissist

Wow, she/he really is a darcissist

Second Sleeve

- Married for the 4th or 5th time, you have moved into the second sleeve... from a golf term as 3 balls are in each sleeve.

Jill says she is getting married again for the 4th time, a response would be "Oh you are on your second sleeve."

Fartled

- when you fart while asleep and it is so loud it startles you awake

Honey, did you just fartled?

I fartled so hard last night I couldn't go back to sleep