Country Dictionary

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.

Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

Stands for Foxy, adorable, Tantalizing. FAT is an acronym.

person #1: You are fat! person #2: Thank you! You just called me foxy, adorable and tantalizing!

A stunning and beautiful best friend. She is Dobby and a fuckin twat but she is my best friend!

Rosie ~ Omg is that Emese over there! Chloe ~ Yeah it is! Rosie ~ She is so stunning i wish i could be that stunning Chloe ~ Yeah same!

A woman, usually older (hence the "geritol"), who is not happy unless she is complaining about something or someone.

I am so sick of that geritol prozac queen's constant complaining. Someone knock her out!