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Word used to call women who are excessively mean or the act of constant complaining. Can be turned into a compliment by using the acronym Babe In Total Control of Herself.

Hey, I am not A bitch, I am THE bitch and to you I am MISS Bitch!

Little blonde wife wannabe that does nothing but bitch and complain.

Stephanie was such a nagger that her husband choked the life out of her.

Oafish in style or personality

Phebe just got molished by that flying scadubie.

Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who either attempt to run you over or situate themselves in the middle of aisleways so they can chit chat with other Granny 500 participants, preventing anybody else from being able to travel down that particular aisle.

I went to Wal Mart yesterday and the Granny 500 was going on again.

A woman's pussy that is so stretched out of shape that if someone were to say something while going down on her,it would echo at least 3 times.

Damn Stephanie! What did you do, hump a cruise missile? This echo chamber is HUGE!

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.