Country Dictionary

Gooch

1. The area between a man's nutsack and asshole.
2. A stupid, annoying person.

1. My gooch was itchy as hell today.
Damn, my gooch is sweaty as hell.
Fuck, you kicked me right in the gooch.
That bitch licked my gooch all night long.

2. Man your such a fucking gooch!
Yeah, that faggot is such a gooch.
Why do you always have to be such a gooch?!
Shit, my mom is being so fucking goochy.

Goochy

Something which is extremely stupid,shitty, or halarious.

That retard looks goochy as hell.
That vw beetle looks goochy.
That guy is so fucking goochy.