Country Dictionary

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Bloned

Blitzed and Stoned at the same time.

I drank too much hoobastank and smoke so many jimmies so I was pretty bloned last night.

by GoodestDick June 15, 2022

Flooge

The combination of both Male and Female ejaculate.

Consumption of Flooge is said to be a sickness in Uganda, but a delicacy elsewhere.

See Also: Flooge (English Rock Band)

"Aww dude, I totally ate too much flooge last night"

or

"Bro, you see that Flooge show last night? That shit was wicked gnarly bruh"

by GoodestDick February 23, 2022