A fork of Rural Dictionary
The bigoted view that bigotry explains everything
Calling your political opponents a basket of deplorables is a classic example of bigotocentrism Vox is considering changing its name to the Journal of Bigotocentric Studies
The tribal belief that calling people irredeemably deplorable will win elections
After losing the election, Democrats puzzlingly doubled-down in orgy of deplorepistemology
An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter
When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you
An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe
Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit
An gender-sensitive epithet referring to a bitchx who's acting like a total assholex
Jair Bolsonaro is a Latinx American leader who frequently acts like rancid cuntx
The social media platform Donald Trump uses to send out mindless twits
-Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap -Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"
When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.
Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation