Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Doug And Skeeter

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018

Raw Emotion

When the thought of unprotected sex makes a grown man show emotion. The late ol' dirty bastard of the wu-tang clan recorded this iconic chorus;
Ooh, baby, I like it raw
Yeah baby, I like it raw
Ooh, baby, I like it raw
Yeah baby, I like it raw

Bob: "When Selma Pulled The Rubber off my dick a single tear came out my face that was raw emotion"

by Googlefaps.com June 13, 2019

Save As.

Save As. Is Short for Save Ass. This feature is available on most operating systems and web browsers to store pictures and videos inside microchips aka spankbanks. Some websites install cock blockers to guard fap worthy treasures but working around a cock block is a google away. Text documents and other editing applications include Save as in rare cases you need to change a file extension to open with outdated porn viewing software. Sophisticated apps such as VLC media player force the fapper to learn mouse gestures and hotkeys to help operate a computer one handed.

damn shorty lookin thick as a.... +right click. Save As. . download complete. WE ON TONIGHT!

by Googlefaps.com April 29, 2019

Spinner

A sexually active female whom is so petite that her male partner would be able to lift and "spin her" around his dick while she was riding him. The average spinners height is under 5'2 and weight is less then 100 lbs. The woman is usually 18-24 years old but also may apply to MILFS if they meet the size requirements. . An example of a spinner in todays porn movies would be Holly Hendrix.

orgasms are so intense for Holly Hendrix that the 4'10 spinner actually prefers to shoot anal sex!

by Googlefaps.com August 20, 2019

fappers delight

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.

my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,

by Googlefaps.com July 20, 2018

Tranny Trick

When a bitch says "how about a blow job?" you say "sure why not!" And she pulls out her dick.

9 out of 10 plenty of fish dot coms marriages started with a tranny trick.

by Googlefaps.com September 10, 2018

Phone Check

black man outside microphone check, black man inside phone check. why? you gotta spit hot 16 to somebody, we is only human.

mic check, microphone check, phone check.Is this Thing on? Hello is anyone hearing this? hello mama? mama!!!

by Googlefaps.com August 20, 2019