Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.

Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.

by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024

Gloobing

The action of putting you entire fist inside of someones ear hole

I told you to stop Gloobing me while I sleep

by Gorilla Tag Fella June 20, 2023

Burger Queer

After Burger Queen dropped that dumbass commercial about a burger you can fuck, we have been hard at work here at arbys headquaters making a burger you can fuck, then eat. Take that Burger Queer, I already fucked the burger we have in our commercials, and I came hard in that nigga. bum bum bum bum arbys we have the meat.

Take that Burger Queer.

by Gorilla Tag Fella June 20, 2023

Shoozorts

When you sniff so hard that your toenails fling off and nearly fly into your mouth.

Guys help! Grandma made cookies and I can't help it! I'm having Shoozorts. *Cartoon fling sound* *Cartoon licking and chewing sound*

by Gorilla Tag Fella June 20, 2023