A fork of Rural Dictionary
To "bind" a key on ones keyboard to preform a specific task when struck. Normally preformed in console baised PC games such as Counter-Strike. This is generally used to allow the player to say entire sentences with the stroke of 1 bound key.
Player brings up his console and types... bind \ "say LoL we pwned you wOoT!". After this whenever the player strikes his \ key his character will say "LoL we pwned you wOoT" in his chat menu.
As in "binding the jewels." To tie rope around a dude's balls and/or cock, as a ball stretcher or just for the tight sensation. It also keeps them from shriveling in the cold. Caution: Left in place too long or tied too tight the rope could cut off circulation. Uncaution: Could make orgasm way more intense.
Dude, my balls keep shriveling in this cold weather. Tomorrow after I shower and they're loose I'll have to bind them.
To cause constipation.
Your Grandma: "Oh yeah, park that thing in my tailpipe big boy!" Mailman: "Hahaha! You ain't gonna shit right for a week!" Your Grandma: "Actually I haven't enjoyed regular bowel movements for 20 years since this damn Atkins diet has been binding me like crazy. I've got more shit in me now than a port-o-john at the town chili festival!" Mailman: (loses his lunch) "TMI, you old wench!"